DARE Drug Prevention Parody Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee (Black Only)
$23.75
Behold the "DARE Drug Prevention Parody Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee" from The Twisted Novelty Shop!
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A wickedly sly jab at those preachy anti-drug campaigns we all napped through. "DARE" is plastered across it in a font that’s practically mocking the earnest posters of yore, flipping the straight-edge acronym into a big, fat “yeah, right.” It’s the go-to getup for when you’d rather salute irony than sanctimony.
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This cotton fiend is your wardrobe’s resident skeptic, unisex so everyone can smirk at the nostalgia. Crafted from 100% US cotton via Gildan’s Cotton Trust Protocol, so you can feel a smug blip of virtue before scoffing at it. Medium thickness at 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), stats for the buzzkills still taking notes. No side seams to cramp your style, tough shoulders to shrug off the lectures, and a peel-off tag because even the fabric’s over the bullshit.
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Sporting a timeless crew neck and true-to-size from S to 5XL—snag whatever fits your level of cynicism. Oeko-Tex certified, because safety’s a riot when you’re parodying the rules.
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Add it to your haul and wear it to troll the squares! This tee isn’t here to save you; it’s here to toast the hypocrisy and light up a laugh.
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