Got a deranged, deliciously twisted idea that belongs in our messed-up little family of dark humor tees, edgy mugs, and conversation-ruining gifts?

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Submit your genius (or garbage, we’re not judging… much). If we decide it’s twisted enough to slap on a tee, mug, or whatever cursed canvas we feel like defiling that week, you win 2 free items of your choice from the shop.

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No participation trophies. No “thanks for playing.” Just cold, hard free shit if we steal...er, use your fever dream.