Amazon Affiliate Disclosure

The Twisted Novelty Shop is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

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As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.
If you buy through these links, I may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you.

Look, we’re not lawyers (we’re way too busy hunting for the next ridiculous gift that makes people snort-laugh). But rules are rules, even the boring ones.

 

So here’s the deal in plain, slightly twisted English:

When you click one of our carefully curated Amazon links and actually buy something (like that electronic pickling pickle or the skull ice mold that stares into your soul), a tiny bit of commission might sneak its way into the novelty fund. It helps us keep the weird stuff flowing. You pay the same, we get a little love, and everyone wins… except maybe your sense of normalcy.

 

We only link to stuff we genuinely think is hilariously awesome or perfectly twisted for your needs. No shady pay-to-play nonsense here.Got questions? Hit us up at contact@thenovelty.shop. We try to answer faster than a pizza blanket can ruin a dinner party.Happy (and slightly suspicious) browsing!

The Twisted Novelty Shop - Where normal goes to die, and we’re just here to poke it with a stick.