Question 1

What payment methods do you accept?

Accepted Answer

We take the usual suspects: credit/debit cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay. Basically anything that doesn't involve carrier pigeons or IOUs written in blood. No crypto yet... we're twisted, not futuristic.

Question 2

Can I use a discount code?

Accepted Answer

Sure, enter it at checkout like everyone else. If it doesn't work, it's either expired, mistyped, or the universe is telling you you're not funny enough for a discount. Try again or email us,  we'll judge quietly.

Question 3

Is my order confirmation real or did I dream it?

Accepted Answer

It's real. If it's not in your inbox, check spam, promotions, or that folder labeled "Things I Ignore." Our emails don't play hard to get... usually.

Frequently asked questions

What payment methods do you accept?

Can I use a discount code?

Is my order confirmation real or did I dream it?