We take the usual suspects: credit/debit cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay. Basically anything that doesn't involve carrier pigeons or IOUs written in blood. No crypto yet... we're twisted, not futuristic.

Sure, enter it at checkout like everyone else. If it doesn't work, it's either expired, mistyped, or the universe is telling you you're not funny enough for a discount. Try again or email us, we'll judge quietly.

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