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Active School Basketball Shooter Funny Sports Unisex Tshirt
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$23.75
Active Shooter – Basketball Edition (Because "Three-Point Shooter" Was Too Wholesome)
"Active shooter" usually clears rooms and triggers lockdowns. On the court? It just means you're lights-out from anywhere, draining buckets like it's personal. This tee mashes the two meanings into one gloriously tasteless pun: a baller mid-jump, ball cocked, ready to let it fly! Captioned "ACTIVE SHOOTER" in aggressive, no-apologies font that dares anyone to take it the wrong way.
It's dark sports humor at its finest: celebrating the guy who drops 40 while everyone else is still warming up, but with that extra edge that makes normies squirm and hoop heads cackle. Not for the faint-hearted or the easily offended. Perfect for the pickup king who trash-talks with facts and wears his controversy like a championship ring.
No weak fabric here, it's built for ballers who play hard:
- 5.3 oz preshrunk heavy cotton (100% US-sourced – tough enough for full-court runs or full-send memes)
- Heathers blend poly where needed for that "sweat it out, still look good" flex
- Classic unisex fit S–5XL – loose cut for unrestricted range of motion (or dramatic flops)
- No side seams – zero chafing during crossovers or awkward stares
- Ribbed knit collar that holds shape through trash talk and turnovers
- Taped shoulders and double-stitched hems – survives charges, screens, and existential dread
- Tear-away label – because nothing should slow you down
- Oeko-Tex certified – clean threads for dirty jokes
- Pickup games (instant intimidation factor)
- Watch parties (explain the pun... or don't)
- Anywhere people still think "active shooter" only means one thing
This isn't just a shirt, it's a statement: you're not here to participate. You're here to dominate, drain threes, and make people question if they should laugh or call security.
Active Shooter: On the court, it's a compliment. Everywhere else... good luck explaining.
Nothing but net. And nerve.
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