EvZ Official Certified Crown Poo Emoji Pillow - 32cm Large Soft Plush Pink Poop

The most majestically inappropriate triangle cushion ever created. This 32cm / ~12.5 inch pink plush poop emoticon sits proudly under a shiny golden crown, looking smug as hell. Soft, squishy, and ridiculously cute in the most wrong way possible, it's the perfect mix of adorable and "what did I just buy?"

Whether you're throwing it on your bed, couch, gaming chair, or using it as the world's most hilarious desk companion, this stuffed triangle pillow delivers maximum giggles every time someone spots it. Super soft plush fabric makes it dangerously huggable, even though it's literally a crowned turd. 

It's the ultimate conversation starter that says "I have excellent taste... in chaos."

Perfect for:

• Poop emoji enthusiasts and lovers of dumb humor
• Funny gifts for teens, friends, coworkers, or that one person who has everything
• White elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, birthdays, or "just because" pranks
• Adding unhinged cute vibes to bedrooms, dorms, offices, or cars
• Anyone who thinks regular throw pillows are way too serious

Handpicked for maximum inappropriate laughs and supreme squish factor. Because sometimes the best decor is the kind that makes people question your life choices (in the best way).

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, friends demanding to take selfies with it, sudden urges to arrange it in royal photo shoots, and visitors asking "why is there a crowned poop on your couch?"