I'm Bad At Saying Sorry, So Go Unfuck Yourself And Stuff NSFW Unisex Cotton Tee

I'm Bad at Saying Sorry – So Go Unfuck Yourself and Stuff.

Apology skills on permanent vacation? Meet your new favorite alibi in shirt form. Front and center: a sulky pink heart throwing the world's tiniest tantrum, fists balled up like it's personally offended by the concept of accountability.

Above it, bold yellow letters confess the truth nobody asked for: "I'm Bad at Saying Sorry". Below? The mic-drop follow-up nobody saw coming: "So Go Unfuck Yourself And Stuff".

This isn't an olive branch, it's a middle finger wrapped in pastel pettiness. No crocodile tears, no "my bad" mumbles, just cartoon-level stubbornness that says, "Yeah, I messed up. Deal with it or don't. Your choice, but make it quick."

Crafted from thick 5.3 oz 100% US cotton (preshrunk so it stays as unapologetic as you), with that classic unisex fit from S–5XL. Ribbed collar, taped shoulders, double-needle seams built tough enough to survive every awkward silence it creates. Tear-away tag means zero irritation (unlike your personality when cornered).

Perfect for:

• Moments when "sorry" feels like signing a confession
• Turning arguments into one-sided victories
• Reminding exes, coworkers, and family why they should lower expectations

Because some of us weren't built for remorse. We're built for cotton tees that broadcast it proudly. Slip this on, own the chaos, and let the world know: accountability called, but you're screening its calls.

Zero apologies included.

Side of savage optional.