Bitch, Bitch, Bitch Funny Adult NSFW Dog Lovers Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$23.75
BITCH BITCH BITCH – When Your Inner Monologue Finally Gets a Shirt
Three ridiculously expressive looking pups, mouths gaping in full dramatic howl, exclamation marks popping off their heads like they've just witnessed the ultimate betrayal (someone ate the last treat, the mailman exists, etc.). Below them, in big, bold, zero-fucks-given letters:
BITCH
BITCH
BITCH
Not the female-dog kind (though the pun is deliciously there). This is straight-up the universal cry of every exasperated human who's ever dealt with a chronic complainer, whiner, or energy vampire. You know the vibe: someone starts their 47th rant about traffic/weather/their ex/the price of eggs and your brain just goes bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch on loop. Now the shirt says it out loud so you don't have to.
Perfect for the friend who always tells it like it is, the coworker who passive-aggressively vents in the group chat, or you when you're done pretending to care about Karen's 18-minute monologue about her DoorDash order being two minutes late.
Wear it and watch the magic:
- Chronic complainers suddenly get quiet (or double down, which is also funny).
- Fellow sufferers give you the knowing nod + finger guns.
- Everyone else does the awkward laugh because they know damn well they've earned a "bitch" or three.
Heavy-duty petty specs:
- 5.3 oz heavy cotton (100% US-grown – ethical threads for your ethically savage attitude)
- Classic unisex fit S–5XL – roomy enough to dramatically cross your arms while someone complains
- No side seams, taped shoulders, double-stitched hems – survives eye-roll marathons and "are you even listening?" moments
- Tear-away label – because even tags aren't allowed to whine
- Oeko-Tex certified – your pettiness stays skin-safe
Prime "I've had it" occasions:
- Family group chats (send a selfie in this shirt as your only reply)
- Office break rooms (when Dave starts his daily "the printer hates me" saga)
- Any social situation where someone turns a 30-second inconvenience into a TED Talk
- Just walking around being done with everyone's shit
Life's too short to listen to endless bitching without clapping back. This shirt does it for you—silently, cutely, and with three adorable dog faces to soften the blow (slightly).
BITCH BITCH BITCH
Translation: Shut up, I'm over it.
Wag more, whine less... or don't, I guess.
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