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Easily Distracted by Boobies Adult Humor Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for Bird Lovers
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$27.14
Big, bold text proudly confesses EASILY DISTRACTED BY BOOBIES across the chest, with a pair of cheeky blue-footed booby birds perched like they know exactly what's going on.
This 5.3 oz 100% heavyweight cotton unisex tee delivers thick, durable comfort in a relaxed fit from S to 5XL. Ribbed collar, taped shoulders, double-needle hems, tear-away label, and Oeko-Tex certified so you can wear your bird-based perversion in total softness.
Looks like innocent bird lover merch from a distance. Up close it’s a full savage admission that your attention span dies the second a pair of boobies enters the frame. Perfect for birdwatching trips that go nowhere, brewery patios, casual hangouts, or anytime you want to own your immaturity with zero shame.
Thick enough for everyday wear. Honest enough to make people laugh… and side-eye you at the same time.
Easily distracted by boobies.
The bird kind… probably.
The bird kind… probably.
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