Easily Distracted by Tits Adult Humor Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for Bird Lovers

Easily Distracted By Tits – For Birdwatchers Who Aren't Fooling Anyone

Birding enthusiast? Or just really bad at pretending? This tee cuts straight through the bullshit with the most honest slogan in ornithology history: "Easily Distracted By Tits" splashed front and center in bold, shameless letters. Because let's be real, when a Great Tit, Blue Tit, or any tit flits by, your binoculars aren't the only thing snapping to attention.

It's the perfect shirt for "serious" bird lovers who swear it's all about the feathered variety... while everyone else side-eyes the double entendre harder than a twitcher spotting a rare warbler. Wear it on the trail and watch fellow birders do the awkward laugh-nod combo: "Oh, you mean the birds, right? ...Right?"

Premium-grade distraction device specs:

• 5.3 oz heavy cotton (100% US-grown via Cotton Trust Protocol – ethical fabric for your ethically questionable hobbies)
• Classic unisex fit S–5XL – loose enough to hide binoculars... or the evidence
• No side seams, taped shoulders, double-stitched hems – built to survive long stakeouts, sudden tit-sightings, and uncontrollable giggling
• Tear-away label – because nobody needs extra tags when you're already tagged as "that guy"
• Oeko-Tex certified – clean cotton for your dirty bird-watching mind

• Nature hikes (bonus points if someone asks what kind you're looking for)
• Backyard bird feeders (where the real action happens at eye level)
• Birding festivals (where "nice tits" is both a compliment and a greeting)
• Any situation where binoculars + this shirt = maximum chaos

Life's too short for subtle innuendo and boring bird tees. This shirt doesn't just declare your passion, it weaponizes the pun. Slip it on, grab your field guide (or don't), and let the world know: you're out here for the tits, and you're not even sorry.

Easily Distracted By Tits: Official uniform of birders with excellent taste.
No rare sightings required. Just good views.