Future Metalhead Rainbow Unicorn and Kitten Infant Jersey Bodysuit

Pastel rainbows and sparkly unicorns smile on the front… while your tiny savage throws devil horns and judges your weak lullabies.

This 4.5 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton fine jersey bodysuit is soft enough for newborn skin and brutal enough for the next generation of chaos. Unisex fit with lap shoulders, ribbed neck/sleeves/leg openings, three-snap closure, double-needle binding, and tear-away label. CPSIA compliant.

It’s adorable camouflage for the headbanging gremlin who already hates bedtime and demands louder riffs. Playdate parents will smile nervously. Grandparents will pray harder.

Cute outside. Metal as fuck inside. Slip it on your future legend and crank the volume. No apologies.