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Give Blood, Play Hockey Funny Sports Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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$27.14
Bold chest text declares GIVE BLOOD, PLAY HOCKEY! The official motto for guys who treat the rink like a mobile blood bank and high sticks like foreplay.
This 5.3 oz 100% heavyweight cotton unisex tee laughs at body checks and laundry stains alike: no side seams, taped shoulders, double-stitched hems, tear-away label, and Oeko-Tex certified so your sins stay on the ice where they belong.
Normies think you're a generous donor. Teammates know you're just describing Tuesday night league. Perfect for post-game beers with missing teeth, showing up to the actual blood drive still in full gear, or family dinners where Uncle Bob asks why you're limping (spoiler: charity work on skates).
Tough enough to survive overtime. Savage enough to make the other bench nervous.
Give blood. Play hockey. Repeat until the Zamboni runs out of ice… or you run out of teeth.
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