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Give Blood, Play Hockey Funny Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
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$39.24
Bold text across the chest declares GIVE BLOOD, PLAY HOCKEY! The official life motto for anyone who treats the ice like a voluntary blood drive and high-sticks like foreplay.
This 8.0 oz Heavy Blend™ unisex hoodie is made from a soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend for serious warmth and durability. Features a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, ribbed cuffs and hem, spacious front pouch pocket, and tear-away label so you can stay cozy while repping your favorite violent hobby.
Looks like innocent winter wear from a distance. Up close it’s a full confession that your idea of charity work involves missing teeth and penalty boxes. Perfect for post-game beers, freezing rink mornings, or layering up when you want to quietly announce that you bleed for the sport… literally.
Warm enough for brutal winters. Savage enough to make the other bench check their insurance.
Give blood.
Play hockey.
Repeat until the Zamboni runs out of ice.
Play hockey.
Repeat until the Zamboni runs out of ice.
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