Give Blood, Play Hockey Funny Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

Give Blood, Play Hockey – Because "Donate Plasma" Is for Quitters

Hockey isn't a sport, it's a voluntary blood drive with sticks and bad decisions. This hoodie doesn't sugarcoat it: bold, battered lettering snarls "GIVE BLOOD PLAY HOCKEY" across the chest like a rink-side graffiti tag from someone who just lost three teeth and gained a story.

No cute puck graphics, no motivational skates, just straight-up acknowledgment that real fans show up to play, bleed, stitch up, and do it again next weekend.

You're not here for gentle cardio. You're here for the chaos: the checks that echo like thunder, the ice that turns pink, the post-game beers that taste better with fresh bruises. This sweatshirt is your uniform for off-ice life—cozy enough to wear while icing your latest war wound, tough enough to remind everyone you're built different.

Heavy Blend™ armor for rink rats:

• 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly mix—thick, warm, and durable like a goalie's pads after overtime
• Unisex sizing S–5XL—roomy fit for layering under pads or just hiding the evidence
• Double-lined hood with drawcord—pull it tight when the Zamboni driver starts asking questions
• Kangaroo pocket—perfect for stashing mouthguards, Advil, or whatever dignity you have left
• No side seams for unrestricted rage-flexing
• Tear-away label—because nothing should chafe except your opponents
• Ethically sourced vibes (Gildan standards) and Oeko-Tex certified—clean conscience, dirty game

Wear it to:

• The bar after a game (instant respect from anyone who's ever tasted their own blood)
• Family gatherings (let them know why you "play sports" with missing teeth)
• The ER waiting room (they'll understand immediately)

Because some hobbies cost pints. Own it. Stay warm. Bleed proud.Give Blood, Play Hockey: The only cardio that comes with a side of stitches.
Hoods up. Fists up. Blood... already up.