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Globo Gym Purple Cobras Dodgeball Team Unisex Tee
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$27.14
Vibrant circular logo dominates the chest: “GLOBO GYM” arched above a menacing purple cobra hood with flickering red tongue, “PURPLE COBRAS” below, proudly displayed.
This 5.3 oz 100% heavyweight cotton unisex tee brings solid, no-nonsense comfort in a relaxed classic fit from S to 5XL. No side seams, taped shoulders, double-stitched hems, tear-away label, and Oeko-Tex certified so you can flex your superiority without the itch.
From across the gym it looks like serious athletic wear. Up close it’s a full arrogant confession that your team doesn’t just play dodgeball, it dominates with attitude and questionable morals. Perfect for pickup games, movie marathons, costume parties, or anytime you want to remind everyone that if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball… and basic humility.
Thick enough for everyday flexing. Arrogant enough to make the Average Joes nervous.
We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras. And we will, we will rock you.
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