Heavy Metal Mom Skeleton and Pentagram Womens Softstyle Tee

HEAVY METAL MOM – Because Parenting With a Pentagram Is the New Mom Jeans

Step into your villain era with this tee that screams "I raised hellions and still look killer doing it." A skeletal hand throws up devil horns front and center, framed by that classic pentagram glow-up, pure heavy-metal motherhood in one savage graphic.

It's the ultimate badge for moms who blast Metallica during carpool, have a playlist titled "Time-Out Anthems," and can headbang harder than their teenagers. From a distance it's badass rock energy. Up close it's a full-on declaration: this mom doesn't do PTA bake sales, she curates mosh pits and bedtime stories about Slayer. Perfect for triggering soccer moms, earning nods from fellow metalheads, and reminding everyone that parenting doesn't mean you have to trade your soul for minivans.

This is the Gildan 64000 Softstyle, lightweight, ridiculously soft ring-spun cotton that feels like it was forged in Valhalla but tailored for everyday chaos. No stiff fabric here; just premium comfort that lets your inner rock goddess breathe.

Mom-core rebellion specs:

• 4.5 oz ultra-soft 100% ring-spun cotton (30 singles for buttery feel and razor-sharp print detail)
• Modern unisex fit S–3XL — fitted where it counts, relaxed where life happens (think diaper bags and guitar straps)
• Seamless 3/4" collar, taped neck & shoulders — holds its shape through laundry cycles and late-night encores
• Rolled-forward shoulders + double-needle hems — tough enough for stage dives (or toddler wrangling)
• Tear-away label — zero irritation, maximum attitude
• Ethically sourced US cotton (Better Cotton partner) + Oeko-Tex certified dyes — clean threads for your gloriously unclean lifestyle

• School drop-off (watch the other parents do the double-take)
• Concerts, festivals, or backyard BBQs with the volume cranked
• Anytime you're feeling "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a METAL mom"
• Gifting to the badass mother figure who taught you every bad word you know

In a world of pastel "mom life" tees, this one cranks the distortion to eleven. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the pentagram do the parenting.

HEAVY METAL MOM: Raising legends, one riff at a time.

Soft on skin, brutal on vibes.