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Jeffrey Dahmer – Live. Laugh. Lobotomize. Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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$27.14
High-contrast black-and-white portrait of Jeffrey Dahmer stares blankly ahead, topped with “LIVE. LAUGH.” and hammered below by a raw “LOBOTOMIZE.”, turning the cheesiest self-care slogan into a full Milwaukee ice-pick makeover.
This 5.3 oz 100% heavyweight cotton unisex tee brings thick, durable comfort in a classic fit from S to 5XL. Ribbed collar, taped shoulders, double-needle hems, tear-away label, and Oeko-Tex certified so the fabric stays as clean as the humor is twisted.
Casual passersby catch a motivational vibe. Closer inspection makes them suddenly remember an urgent appointment elsewhere. Ideal for true-crime binges, off-season Halloween flexes, family functions that need thinning out, or simply broadcasting that your personal growth involves power tools and zero small talk.
Thick enough to take the stares. Twisted enough to empty a conversation in seconds.
Live. Laugh. Lobotomize.
Therapy’s pricey, this shirt gets the job done faster.
Therapy’s pricey, this shirt gets the job done faster.
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