Nug and Kisses Funny Marijuana Romance NSFW Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$23.75
Nug and Kisses – Because Love Smells Like Chronic
Caught feelings? Nah, more like caught a contact high and decided to make it official. This tee immortalizes the ultimate stoner romance slogan: "Nug and Kisses" front and center. It's the perfect mash-up of bud affection and bedroom eyes. No roses, no chocolate, just premium dank and a side of sloppy affection. We all know the real love language is passing the lighter first.
It's the conversation starter for couples (or situationships) who seal the deal with a sesh instead of small talk. Wear it and watch the knowing nods roll in: is it sweet romance or straight-up 420 foreplay? Spoiler: yes, and the munchies are included.
Premium-grade giggle fuel specs:
- 5.3 oz heavy cotton (100% US-grown via Cotton Trust Protocol – ethical highs for your morally flexible soul)
- Classic unisex fit S–5XL – roomy enough for couch-lock cuddles or solo sesh swagger
- No side seams, taped shoulders, double-needle hems – built to survive blunt rotations and spontaneous makeouts
- Tear-away label – because nobody needs extra static when you're already sparking
- Oeko-Tex certified – clean threads for your filthy thoughts
Prime puff-puff-pass occasions:
- Date night (bonus if you're splitting the last nug)
- Music festivals (where "nug and kisses" is basically a pickup line)
- 4/20 brunch (pancakes optional, affection mandatory)
Life's too short for sober romance. This shirt doesn't just say "I love you"—it says "I love you enough to share my stash." Slip it on, spark up the vibe, and let the world know: when it comes to romance, we're trading flowers for flower.
Nug and Kisses: We get you lit and keep you kissed.
No judgment. Just good bud and better company.
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