People - A Fucking Nightmare - 100% Do Not Recommend Rating
$23.75
People: A Fucking Nightmare – 1 Star. Do Not Recommend. Zero Stars if We Could.
Congratulations! You've finally found the shirt brave enough to say what your therapy app charges $19.99/month to whisper: humanity is trash, and you're done pretending otherwise.
Big, bold, zero-fucks-given lettering slaps the world with the harshest review ever written: "People – A Fucking Nightmare" ★☆☆☆☆ "Would Not Recommend.
Actually, Actively Discourage. Block & Delete the Species."No rainbows, no "live laugh love" garbage, just premium, artisanal contempt dripping off your chest like the cold sweat of yet another forced social interaction. This isn't a t-shirt; it's a public service announcement. A warning label for anyone dumb enough to approach you with small talk.
Heavy 5.3 oz 100% US cotton (ethically sourced so your hatred feels morally superior), unisex sizing S–5XL because misery loves company... wait, no it doesn't, scratch that, misery prefers solitude and roomy armholes for dramatic exits.
Wear it when you want to:
- Make family dinners 47% shorter
- Turn crowded elevators into ghost towns
- Signal to the universe: approach at your own risk, I rate 1 star and I bite
Because life's too short for polite lies. This tee doesn't just wear your disdain, it weaponizes it. Strap in, hermit supreme. You've earned this one-star roast of the entire species.
People still suck. This shirt just says it louder.
No cap, no filter, no apologies.
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