Swallows Bird NSFW Adult Humor Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for Bird Lovers

Swallows – For Bird Lovers Who Get the Joke (And Those Who Pretend They Don't)

Ah, the noble swallow: graceful migrator, harbinger of spring, tattoo favorite of old-school sailors... and the undisputed king of NSFW bird puns.

This tee doesn't whisper innuendo, it yells it in bold, unapologetic letters: "SWALLOWS", front and center, letting the double entendre do all the heavy lifting while you stand there smirking like you just won dirty bird bingo.

No cartoon bird mid-swallow (that would be too on-the-nose). Just pure, minimalist text that forces everyone to confront their inner 12-year-old. Is it about ornithology? Sure, if your version of birdwatching involves a lot of eye contact and zero binoculars. Is it filthy? Absolutely, and that's the point. Perfect for the birder who appreciates both migration patterns and... enthusiastic participation.

Heavy-hitting specs for when your humor needs to endure:

• 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) preshrunk 100% US cotton (via Cotton Trust Protocol—ethical enough to offset your questionable taste)
• Heathers blend poly for extra "I don't care what they think" comfort
• Thick, durable fabric that laughs off spills, stares, and awkward family photos
• Classic unisex fit S–5XL—loose and breezy, ideal for layering sarcasm or just breathing through the inevitable "oh... I get it" moment
• Crew neck, taped shoulders, double-needle seams—built tougher than your poker face
• Tear-away label—no scratchy reminders of shame
• Oeko-Tex certified—clean vibes only (the shirt's, not necessarily yours)
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Wear it to:

• Birdwatching meetups (watch the confusion spread like wildfire)
• Date nights (instant icebreaker... or dealbreaker)
• Family BBQs (aunt Karen's pearl-clutching is complimentary)
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Because life's too short for subtle humor. Some shirts motivate. Some inspire. This one just reminds everyone you're fluent in filthy avian wordplay.Swallows: Nature's cheekiest bird... and your new favorite conversation starter.
No spitting, all swallowing the joke.