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Swallows Bird NSFW Adult Humor Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for Bird Lovers

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$27.14

A sleek, innocent-looking swallow bird perches proudly on the front with the single bold word SWALLOWS printed underneath in large, unapologetic letters that may cause spittakes.

 

This 5.3 oz 100% heavyweight cotton unisex tee delivers thick, durable comfort in a relaxed fit from S to 5XL. Ribbed collar, taped shoulders, double-needle hems, tear-away label, and Oeko-Tex certified so you can wear your childish bird pun in total softness.

 

Looks like wholesome birdwatching apparel from a distance. Up close it’s a full-grown adult owning the fact that they still giggle at the word “swallows.” Perfect for bird lovers with a dirty mind, nature walks, brewery patios, or anytime you want to make people do a double-take and smirk.

 

Thick enough for everyday wear. Immature enough to keep the jokes flying.

 

Swallows. Because some birds just hit different.

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