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There's an Asshole Looking at Me! Funny Humor Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
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$21.06
Bold text THERE'S AN ASSHOLE LOOKING AT ME with a finger pointing at whoever is looking! The most accurate description of every infant’s daily existence.
This ultra-soft 4.5 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton fine jersey bodysuit is built for real baby chaos: unisex fit with easy lap shoulders for quick changes, ribbed neck/sleeves/leg openings, three-snap bottom closure, double-needle binding, tear-away label, and CPSIA compliant.
Looks adorably innocent from a distance. Up close it’s a savage little roast of every stranger who stops to make weird faces and baby talk. Perfect for grocery store runs, family visits, or anytime you want to warn the world that your tiny human is already judging them.
Soft enough for delicate newborn skin. Honest enough to call out every creep staring in the stroller.
There’s an asshole looking at me. And yes, it’s you.
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