When You're Wedged In Deep, Call Camel Towing Funny NSFW Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

When You’re Wedged In Deep, Call Camel Towing

Stuck in a tight spot? No need to panic! Camel Towing's got the hook-up. This tee turns the classic "camel toe" mishap into a full-service rescue fantasy with one gloriously crude pun: "When You’re Wedged In Deep, Call Camel Towing" slapped front and center in bold, can't-miss letters. No subtle hints, just straight-up NSFW wordplay that screams "yeah, we both know what this really means" while pretending it's about roadside assistance.

It's the ultimate icebreaker for anyone who appreciates anatomy-based dad jokes dialed up to filthy. Wear it and watch the double-takes multiply: is it towing services or tight-pants emergencies? Spoiler: it's both, and the joke's on whoever asks for clarification.

Heavy-duty humor delivery system:

• 5.3 oz preshrunk heavy cotton (100% US-sourced via Cotton Trust Protocol - ethical raunch so you can offend responsibly)
• Heathers blend poly for that extra "I wore this to the gym... on purpose" comfort
• Classic unisex fit S–5XL - loose and forgiving for when things get... wedged
• No side seams, taped shoulders, double-stitched hems—built to handle awkward stares and actual wear
• Tear-away label - no extra friction
• Oeko-Tex certified - clean fabric for your dirty mind

• Yoga class (bonus points if someone's actually adjusting their leggings)
• Beach days (sand + wedgies = prime territory)
• Any situation where someone might need a "tow" out of embarrassment

Because life's too short for polite euphemisms. This shirt doesn't rescue camels—it rescues conversations from boredom with premium-grade smut. Slip it on, own the pun, and let everyone know: when it's wedged in deep, help is just a shirt away.

Camel Towing: We pull you out when you're really in there.
No judgment. Just service with a smirk.